February 2012
sassyblackblogger:
wow i think my tumblr is broken because i’m getting 0 notes on everything
unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
“hey can i have that yellow starburst?”
– no one
1 tag
1612th:
the ghostnote whisperer
serving it up gary’s way
ho0ker:
if you say “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!” after everything you can kiss your social life goodbye
2 tags
Anonymous asked: i sometimes store my used tampons in this giant container that i own. i've been storing tampons in there since I was 14. i'm currently 22. the stench resembles something that you would smell at a nazi death camp. this is my hobby.
a poem by rhymezone.com
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
ewrecktion:
To Carve Love Into Her Arms
soaprahwinfrey:
disabledporn:
i want to be a mermaid so i can be automatically skinny
me: bring me home some chicken nuggets
mom: no
me: there will be a social worker waiting for you when you get home so they can take you to jail
Watch
rosa parks: shotgun
wvnderbar:
one of these days i’m going to accidentally write lol in one of my school papers
Watchteamclairestoe:
yes mom of course im studying
1 tag
lauriejuspeczyk said: “xoxoglitterhoe”, “peacelovensummertime”, “ohmydiarrhea”. You did the right thing.
i love you agape omfg
